There are Douchebag Daves in every city, but you may not always score clothing from them. Over the weekend this guy met Mindy, or Cynthia, somewhere in Chicago and she got away with his pants; good for her. From Craigslist I was hitting on your friend first and then i realized she was way too tall for me. On a scale of 1-10, my friend called you a slump buster. I, on the other hand, use a much more efficient and streamlined scale, 0-1. you were a .5. It’s funny the way vodka works because the more and more...




